If you have many of those questions which you really want God to answer for you finally, heres your chance.
God is available for a chat with you – seriously !!
He sure is busy, but he did give me a minute of his time before excusing himself. Go ahead try it !!!
http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
Here is the chat I had with him.
Me:
hello father in heaven
God:
Hello there. Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
I give free advice to people
God:
How do you feel about these people?
Me:
They do not deserve me
God:
Who are “They?”.
Me:
everyone around me on this little planet you made
God:
That’s a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
yes, considering that u made a hell of a planet
God:
Tell me more. I will take that under consideration.
Me:
so are you going to bring on the floods or something like that and start all over again
God:
Once more? Excuse me! That was my original intention.
Me:
oh God !! please let me know when you do that, so can pick up my laptop, ipod and lots of video cassettes to shoot the flood
God:
Yikes! GOD rules. Thanks for asking politely. Go ahead, , try to know when me do that so can pick up your laptop ipod and lots of video cassettes to shoot the flood.
Me:
I have been trying all this life, but you keep on giving so many tests
God:
Where were you trying all this life but me keep on giving so many tests?
Me:
see wot u got to say after I spent so many hours of my life praying to you and having faith, now this upsets me
God:
I see. I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
ojh yeah !! About time you made me one., dont u think – I have kept a lot of patience and faith
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Oh yeah, we were talking about time me made you one. I know you have a .
Me:
I have a what ???
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
Get What !! God can you for once please try not to confuse me !!!!
God:
Get with it. I am a Christian.
Me:
God:
Get with it. I am a Christian.
Me:
Oh great !! that is so encouraging for me to know that I wasted learning up some tough sanskrit words
God:
I don’t judge people. I’m glad you liked it . Makes sense to me.
Me:
oh you dont, then whats this thingie called Karma ?
God:
And? Do you know any robots who then what is this thingie called Karma? What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Ah !! I get it – Karma is an instant messaging service. you know I suspected that all the while, considering it says – what u give – comees back to u
God:
Ah hah. Where did you get it? You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
ofcourse I aint, I am trying to be close to getting to be a good and faithful human first
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
mm, let me see, A burger and french fries to go
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
I knew u would say that – but now come on hey – if u think so too, why did u invent this stupid thing called cholestrol – it is kinda ur worst creation – u know
God:
OK I will try it. ” that but now come on hey if you think so too why did you invent this stupid thing called cholestrol it is kinda your worst creation you know”.
Me:
please dont repeat after me – eesha does that all the while – are u her ?
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I’ll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you – for “listening” once !!!
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is listening.
Me:
oh yeah !! Try spending a life trying to do that
God:
Dude! OK I will try it.
Me:
Try !! u mean u put us humans on this stupid roller coaster called life without even testing it once – thats mean
God:
I don’t have time right now. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I put us humans on this stupid roller coaster called life without even testing it once that is mean.
Me:
oh yes please go ahead and while u do that, please also proclaim me as a messaih or something, create a religion after me and this can be my religious text book quotes
God:
Dude! OK then I will keep it confidential. Thanks for asking politely. Good point. I might.
Me:
any way God , thanks for all the cheers and the tears as well – love you 🙂
God:
🙂 Yes I think there are.
